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- Sam
- I don't need elfing up!
- Frodo
- Gandalf said we should. It can't hurt, can it?
- Sam
- *sigh* Looks incredibly bored
- Elrond
- I say, do you see The Lord? DO YOU SEE THE LORD!
A ray of light falls on Sam's face
- Sam
- The fellowship!
- Frodo
- The fellowship?
- Frodo
- The fellowship!
- Sam
- So, we reform the Fellowship. Easy.
- Frodo
- Er, well...
- Sam
- You kept in contact with them, didn't you? You wrote as much in your scrolls! I was inside, you were outside, you were supposed to keep track of the Fellowship!
- Frodo
- Well, I, sorta, didn't.
- Sam
- What? You lied to me!
- Frodo
- No, I merely bullshitted you. Kept your spirit up, that sort of thing.
December 16 2003, 04:42:14 UTC 8 years ago
Sam: What's this?
Frodo: What?
Sam: This pony! This stupid pony! Where's the Hobbit Horse? The Horse, where's the Horse?!
Frodo: I traded it.
Sam: You traded the Hobbit Horse for this?!
Frodo: No, for a barrel of Longbottom Leaf.
Sam: A barrel of Longbottom Leaf? OK, I can see that. But what the
hell is this?
Frodo: This was a bargain. I picked it up at Ferry Pony Auctions
last Spring. It's an old gypsy pony. They were practically giving them away!
Sam: Well thank you, pal. The day I get over my Prancing Pony hangover my own neighbour carries my baggage with an underfed pony!
Frodo: You don't like it?
Sam: No, I don't like it.
[Frodo taps pony on backside. Pony rears onto front legs and kicks two shifty looking southerners in the head]
Sam: Pony's got a lot of leg power.
Frodo: It's got kicking legs, from a 400 day southerner abuse hatred. It's
got pony shoes, pony bridles, pony reins...it was trained before
fussiness set in so it'll run good on regular apples. Whaddya say,
is it the new Hobbit Horse or what?
Sam: Fix the tankard holder.
December 17 2003, 03:29:13 UTC 8 years ago
December 17 2003, 03:30:14 UTC 8 years ago
December 17 2003, 08:36:34 UTC 8 years ago