Yes, I not only did it once, but have now done it twice.
- Frodo
- Come on, Sam, we have to visit the Penguin!
- Sam
- I don't want to.
- Frodo
- You promised to visit her as soon as you were out of lock-up, you can't lie to elfs!
- Sam
- OK, OK, I'll visit the Penguin!
Sam and Frodo Hobbit make their way to Lothlorien, to see the Penguin. They arrive and are just about to knock on the door, when it silently opens
- Galadriel
- Come in boys!
- Frodo
- Hi, it's me, Frodo Blues and my brother, Osgiliath Sam.
- Galadriel
- Sit down, boys. We're having problems. Unless I can get this ring here delivered to Mount Doom by Friday, they'll close Rivendell down and I'll be sent to the missions in the West.
- Sam
- No problem, man. We'll just make it disappear...
- Galadriel
- None of your filthy Hobbit thief tricks! I will not stand for it!
- Sam
- Well, in that case, you're up Shit Creek without a paddle.
- Galadriel
- WHAT did you say?
- Frodo
- He said, "you're up Shit Creek, without a paddle"
The Blues Hobbits are roughed up by Galadriel and fall out of the tree. At the bottom, they meet the old wizard
- Gandalf
- If it ain't Sam and Frodo Blues! Haven't I told you never to be rude to elfs?
- Sam
- Hell, what's all this ring business about?
- Gandalf
- Well, if we don't get taht there ring to Mount Doom by Friday, the Infernal revenue will close down Rivendell for good and I'll be homeless and so will all the ones living here.
- Sam
- And what's that got to do with us?
- Gandalf
- I know what you hobbits need. Head off to Rivendell, where Reverend Elrond is preaching. Listen to him, that'll do you good, a bit of elfing up.
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confused 
November 24 2003, 08:08:41 UTC 8 years ago
Good one!
CCA:)
November 24 2003, 08:35:57 UTC 8 years ago
So, are the ring wraiths the Illinois state troopers, Illinois Nazis or the Good Ole' Boys? I vote for the Illinois Nazis (bound by the ring yada yada yada)
November 24 2003, 08:40:04 UTC 8 years ago